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[Nogizaka, go for it!]
Nogizaka, go for it!
The queen of speed has been decided!
In order to make it through the age of variety shows,
Nogizaka is holding a competition where you have to force yourself to train your quickness.
Tonight, we'll start with the quick impersonation extension, which was a huge hit last week.
Will they be able to quickly do an impersonation after the theme song is played?
Those who want to challenge include Himura, who has lost many times in a row.
Hey, Himura.
Yes?
You've been losing all this time.
I can't help it if you want me to do an impersonation.
Even though you've lost everything.
I've completely lost.
Right? So this is your revenge.
I understand.
Everyone, don't lose to Himura.
Yes.
You've completely lost.
Do you feel like doing it?
What? Isn't there no benefit in this?
The benefit is to train your speed and quickness.
It's beneficial for you in the future.
I wonder.
Is it really beneficial?
Yes, it is. You'll do it with all your might.
Hmm, I see.
That's right.
There are actresses like Tiger and Asadora.
I think the range of acting will expand.
Will there be a gorilla role?
When I do a gag like "new you" and such,
if I do a good gorilla role, I'll just direct it.
What will you do?
If you do it, you'll give it all to Himura, won't you?
No, Himura won't do it.
I can't make a schedule.
I see.
Now, let's go.
Is it a speed game?
Yes.
OK.
This is the genre.
What is it?
She is a female entertainer.
She is wearing a skull.
A skull.
She is going to do it.
Hello. I am Haruna.
3, 2, 1, go ahead.
I am not Shulick.
What is that face?
What is that evil face?
I am not Shulick or Stella's aunt.
Wait a minute. Why do you have such an evil face?
Why do you have such an evil face?
Haruna, you look like an old man with no teeth.
There is one more representative one.
You are not Takuzo Kado.
OK.
What is it?
It's good, isn't it?
Now, there are 3 people left.
OK.
Let's go. This is the genre.
I am a male entertainer.
What is this?
I am a male entertainer.
OK. Now, it's your turn, Imura-san.
Please do it.
3, 2, 1, go ahead.
When I thought my knees were photics, they were round stones.
What kind of mistake is that?
Yes, it's OK.
The story is also original.
Original, original.
The last match is between three students.
Yamashita and Yomoto's match.
I'm nervous.
Here we go.
Yamashita lost!
Yomoto! Guts pose, Yomoto!
Please do this.
Goat pose!
Please do this.
3, 2, 1, go!
You're good! OK!
You're good!
Goat pose is so good!
It's my first goat pose in my life!
Goat pose is so good!
Amazing!
Imura-san, you can do goat pose too, right?
Male and female, right?
Male and female.
Goat! Goat! Goat!
Good!
You did a good job collaborating with male and female.
You're good at it for the first time.
You're good!
You should make it your specialty.
I'm happy you have a new specialty.
Yamashita lost!
I wanted to do it.
Goat?
Can you do goat?
I can do goat.
Please do it.
She's eating it.
I should have done it!
Did you say it yourself?
You said it yourself and did it.
I should have done it.
And she's a professional policewoman.
Please do it!
It's bad!
She seems to be stronger than before.
Speed Queen Deciding Match!
From now on, a game competition of quickness and endurance will be held!
The first one is...
Himura-san, please!
"What's in the box?" speed competition!
As you know, "what's in the box?" speed competition.
Four people will challenge at the same time, and the person who couldn't get the correct answer until the end will drink a penalty drink.
These four people will challenge a game that tests quickness and endurance!
Then, please take off your clothes at once.
3, 2, 1, open!
This is bad.
This is bad!
What is it? Is it scary?
No, I want to do it quickly.
You want to do it quickly?
What about you, Kanagawa?
No, it's not scary.
It's not scary?
Yes.
Really? What about you, Matsu?
It's scary.
It's scary, isn't it?
Yes.
What about you, Ichinose? Is it scary?
It smells bad.
It smells bad?
Isn't that Propolis?
This area smells like Propolis.
Okay, let's do it. If you know what it is, press the button and come to me.
Okay.
Okay, let's do it. Inside the box.
Ready, start!
What is it?
Ichinose!
Don't touch it now!
What is it?
I'm crying and I don't know what it is.
It's a small one.
Okay, correct!
Correct!
Ready, start!
Matsuo said it!
I can't do it!
Is it that fast?
It's really fast, isn't it?
Okay, correct!
Correct!
It's been a while!
Miyamoto is touching it a lot!
I don't know what it is.
You can do it like this.
With both of your hands.
You can do it with both of your hands.
You know what it is, don't you?
It's better to hold it.
Don't you want to touch it more?
Where is it?
I don't know where it is!
Not that side!
Just in front of you!
In front of you!
It's moving!
It's moving just below you!
A little higher!
It's moving up!
Do you know what it is?
I know!
A little higher!
Above the wall!
Above the wall on the right!
It's starting!
Wrong!
Iwamoto, what are you doing?
Go ahead and touch it!
What is she doing?
It's an ear!
Wait, it came out!
What should we do?
I haven't seen it yet!
Put it in!
Why do I have to touch it?
It will come out!
Go ahead!
You should have touched it with your palm!
It's around here!
What is she doing?
She must know!
Wait, she doesn't know!
You have to do it quickly!
Kanagawa, Iwamoto is confused!
Kanagawa, if you're going to touch it, you should have touched it!
It came out, Iwamoto!
It came out slowly!
Why did you take it so slowly?
Correct!
I see!
Everyone, go in front of your own box and look at it!
My own box?
I'm sorry!
Are you okay?
I'm sorry!
Iwamoto is relaxed!
I'm sorry!
Kanagawa is in danger!
I hate you!
Normally, this is the best reaction for this game!
That's right!
It's usually like this!
Yes!
Iwamoto is wrong now!
Iwamoto is touching it hard and her face is coming out!
What is she doing?
I didn't know!
It's probably the first time I've touched a frog!
I like it a lot!
No, I don't like it a lot!
I think it's cute!
It's the first time I've touched it!
Kanagawa, did you see it?
Cicada...
Look at it.
Look at it!
It came to me.
Do you hate it that much?
You've been touching it.
Goi goi suu!
Because Kanagawa is a beauty.
So, we'll give a penalty drink to Kanagawa, who lost the game!
Can I do it?
You can do it.
You're crying.
You're touching a frog.
I'm sorry!
Go ahead!
You can do it!
It's better than a frog.
Yes, the penalty game was a success.
I can't stand up.
Let's move on to the next speed game.
Mr. Himawari, please!
"Caliber Competition"!
A simple caliber competition where you have to find and bring what starts with the ancient capital letters in an instant from inside the studio.
If you're fast, you get one drink and if you're slow, you get a penalty drink.
Can these four people imagine what's in the studio?
Who do you think is strong, Mr. Himawari?
I think it's Mr. Degawa.
He's riding it today.
"Female gorilla" was good, too.
"Male gorilla" was also proactive.
I see.
"Female gorilla" is trying to lose to "male gorilla".
If I win, "masculine" will have to do it.
The game is fun because you fight under the rules.
It doesn't matter if you lose or not.
"Female gorilla" is so eager to win.
If I do it seriously, my seniors will make me drink it.
Seriously, you should do it seriously.
It will come out now.
When it says "start", go and get it.
We don't know what will come out yet.
Even if you think about it like that, we don't know yet.
Mr. Degawa.
I'm sorry.
You watched it a lot.
Mr. Degawa, don't do it.
Is it still going on, Mr. Degawa?
Do it like this.
Now, let's go.
The first competition is "head phrase".
Here it is.
"Mu", ready, start!
"Mu", only one person can do it.
Only one person can do it.
"Mu", one person!
One person!
Time's up!
Bye-bye!
It's over!
Please go back.
It's over!
It's really fast!
It's amazing!
"Mu" tea is okay!
You said you had "Mu" tea, didn't you?
I thought I drank it earlier.
It's fast!
You're lucky!
That was fast!
That's fast!
So, you three are pro-police.
Yes, that's right!
What's up?
I brought it!
What is it?
Something that starts with "Mu".
If it's really good...
That's right!
I'll go!
Yes, go ahead!
"Muri" (impossible)
It would have been better if it was just "Mu".
"Mu" without anything.
I learned it!
Nice, you're proactive!
Yumiki, you're proactive!
Two cups!
Nice, you're proactive!
So, the three losers will drink the penalty drink!
Okay, let's go!
One, two...
Go ahead!
This is bad!
Can you give me "Mu" tea?
I don't want "Mu" tea!
Give me more!
This is bad!
I can't drink "Mu" tea!
What's wrong?
This is propolis flavor!
Propolis "Mu" tea!
You drank it once, so you can drink it again!
But "Mu" tea is strong!
She's coming back to life!
I'm relieved!
She's coming back to life!
It's great to make barley tea.
I'm glad. One more?
One more?
It's like "one more tequila?"
The taste has definitely changed.
You can see the change in the ume you've been drinking the most, right?
This is not a variety show.
What is "yabai yabai"?
It's "yabai".
Since the decision was made so quickly, we will have a second round with the same members.
Here we go! Here is the word of the day!
Get ready! Start!
Go! Go!
What should I do?
What is it?
Osamu!
Osamu came out! It's Osamu!
Correct!
Osamu OK!
Thank you!
You were able to judge my name right away with "osamu", weren't you?
I've always thought of you as "osamu-san", "osamu- san"!
You can call me "osamu-san" from now on.
OK, OK.
Now, it's time for the three losers to drink barley tea again!
Get ready! Start!
Start?
Oh, I said it wrong.
Oh, no!
It's OK, it's OK.
It's good, it's good.
It's your first time, isn't it?
What's wrong?
You don't look at me that much.
What's wrong? What's wrong?
It's your second time here.
I hope the wind doesn't blow me away.
I'm holding my nose now.
You look like "yamase-mami-san" now.
You're holding your nose now.
You have a very beautiful posture.
Oh, no!
Why? Do you want me to shake it?
Oh, no!
Ready!
After this, the final battle of crushing their faces!
Now, let's continue! Himura-san, please!
Manager!
Candy water competition!
This is a game where you have to find the candy in the candy box without using your hands!
The four of you will challenge at the same time, and the last member to drink the penalty drink will win!
Um... it's better to make my face covered in powder.
That's all we ask of you!
This is the last battle, and even if you're an idol, you don't have to worry about your face or hair getting dirty.
You just have to show that you're going fast.
That's right.
That's what the staff said, right?
That's right.
In the future, you might be like, "Could you come again?"
That's right.
So, even if you're second or third place, it's important for you to show that you're going fast.
That's right.
What will be the final speed battle?
Now, you're all ready, right?
Yes!
I like your hair.
It's cute.
It's cute, right?
It's really cute.
It's cute.
Endo, you're cute. You have a round face.
That's right.
It's nice, isn't it?
How about you, Kubo? Are you confident?
That's right. It's my first time.
Oh, it's your first time?
Yes, it's my first time, but I'm full of energy.
That's right.
I want to do as much as I can.
But you're very determined about your face.
That's right.
Right?
Well... I'm going to make it dirty.
Make it dirty?
That's cool!
She's going to make it dirty.
Yamashita.
I definitely want to win.
You want to win?
There's nothing good going on today.
There's nothing good going on.
Nothing good is happening.
Really?
I definitely want to win.
Have you ever done this before?
No, it's my first time on TV with this look for the seventh year in a row.
I've never done pie before, either.
Oh, I see.
Is this your first time?
It's my first time making my face dirty.
It's my first time making it dirty.
It's your first time making it dirty for the seventh year in a row?
It's my first time making it dirty.
It might rain as soon as you say it.
That's right.
Please.
End.
I've never made my face dirty like this, either.
Oh, really?
That's right.
It's a little embarrassing.
It's embarrassing.
It's embarrassing?
It's round, isn't it?
No, it's cute.
But I'm going to make it dirty.
That's good.
That's great.
Shokuchi.
Yes?
Among these ladies,
Yes?
you want me to win, don't you?
That's right.
I don't care about my face anymore.
I want to make it dirty.
You care about your face a lot.
That's right.
But if you get dirty, you'll have a penalty game.
Yes.
Then I'll go.
Yes.
Amegui competition.
Wait a minute.
Everyone has different distances.
Where is this?
Is it where you stand?
Let's be careful.
Now, I'll go.
It's nice.
It's very fresh.
It's like a parma championship in the Showa era.
From now on, it's like "parma" x "model-san".
Now, I'll go.
Amegui competition.
Ready, start!
Wow!
Everyone is amazing!
Go back! Go back!
There is candy!
You can only eat it with your face.
This is quite painful, so please raise your head and breathe.
Please breathe.
Is there any?
Find it! Find it!
Is there any? Is there any?
Do your best!
Now, there are three candies hidden in this powder.
You can only find one.
Oh, no! Did you suck it?
It's going in from your nose.
Now, do your best!
There is one! Please press the fast-forward button!
Now, show me!
Oh, no!
Face forward!
Oh, no!
You can't drop it.
Oh, no!
Where should I put it?
Now, please face forward.
Oh, no!
Face forward a little more.
A little more to the right.
Now, stop!
Now, show me!
How is it, Himura-san?
Candy!
OK!
Now, it's OK! Yamashita is out of it!
Next! Oh, a cloud!
It's a cloud!
Candy!
OK!
Now, Endo and Shokichi!
Do your best!
The game is Endo and Shokichi!
Do your best!
Do your best! Endo! Shokichi! Do your best!
Say "do your best" to everyone!
Do your best! Do your best!
Don't you have it?
You have it, don't you?
Both of you are looking for it.
Endo, did you find it?
No.
You really didn't find it?
No.
It means no.
Shokichi, do you have it?
Shokichi is looking for it.
Do you have it?
Don't make me laugh!
Don't make me laugh.
He is looking for it.
There is something hard.
Look for it with your mouth wide open.
Check his nose.
You don't have it, do you?
You don't have it in your nose, do you?
He is looking for it.
Shokichi, do you have it?
He doesn't have it in his nose.
Do you have it in your nose?
No.
There are three things in this big box.
What?
There are three things in it?
Yes, there are three things in it.
Are there three things in it?
Yes, there are three things in it.
Why do you go with Yamashita and Kubo again?
Yamashita and Kubo have cleared it.
Do you want to look for the second one?
No.
You don't have it, do you?
Shokichi and Endo are looking for the second one.
Do you have it, Shokichi?
No, you don't have it.
Kubo and Yamashita were quick.
Kubo and Yamashita are looking for the second one.
Why do you do it?
Why?
It's fun when you start doing it.
If you set a goal, girls will do their best.
That's right.
Endo and Shokichi can't be found.
If this continues, we will have a lot of things to do after everyone leaves.
One shot.
Who will win in the end?
Powder's defeated team's fierce competition.
Endo and Sugawara.
Who will be found first?
Do your best!
Shokichi is doing his best.
He got it!
He got a ride!
Look at the front.
It's rain!
Shokichi!
You lost, Shokichi.
You don't have it.
What?
Why don't you want to go?
It's already over and you want to look for it.
What? I definitely don't have it.
Use your hands.
I found it.
You found it so quickly.
I found it there!
Remember the feeling of finding it with your face for the future.
I see.
Remember this feeling.
I will remember it.
You were lucky.
My chin hit it.
Your chin hit it?
It rolled down.
I see.
It's wrapped up beautifully.
It reminds me of my childhood.
That's right!
It's like a cheek.
It's cute.
Yamashita is number one.
Yamashita's face is crazy.
Yamashita, are you okay?
Is it me?
It's crazy.
It's like an uncle of a relative.
Hello, it's been a while.
It's beautiful.
Right, Kubo?
Kubo is cute, too.
Kubo doesn't change from normal to white.
It doesn't change.
It doesn't make sense for me to do it.
It doesn't change at all.
Shokichi, it's your turn.
It's a punishment.
Who is it?
It's obvious.
Sugawara will be punished.
Have you ever drunk Propolis?
It's my first time.
I'm glad you drank it for the first time.
Let's drink it all at once.
It's a novel variety show.
A white-haired girl is dancing.
I don't watch it much.
It's wonderful.
I got a present for you.
What is it?
It's a lot of fun.
We are the only ones who have fun like this.
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Thank you for watching us.